Thursday, January 10, 2008

Santa Anita News Just In!

The management of Santa Anita racetrack has announced today, Thursday January 10th that if track patrons bring one pound of dirt to the track and present it at the admission gate, they will receive free admission for the day.

If they receive enough dirt via this method, they promise to resume racing and guarantee that the remainder of the meet will be run at Santa Anita. They advise patrons to "please bring the dirt to the admission gates..do not try to place the dirt yourself onto the track". They also advised that "anybody sneaking onto the grounds and trying to steal this precious dirt will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law"

Anybody bringing more than one pound of dirt may receive a free program and Racing Form..

Just Kidding!!

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